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"An appraisal firm is a firm that is engaged to perform appraisals."

— Federal Register/Volume 79, Number 68, Page 19525.

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Me: Kids, we don’t own the house any more so we have to be neater, no fires, no holes in the walls, no bloodstains.
R: I guess I’ll have to cancel Monday’s Fight Club…

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We are almost there…

The sale of this house was a stressful, shitty ordeal. Our buyers had a shitty lender. I’m a lender so I know what a shitty lender is. The house appraised at the contract price, but the appraisal was unacceptable. The loan approval deadline passed, but no loan approval. But when all was said and done the house closed, We don’t own a home for the first time in 18 years, we are renting this one till our new one closes end of month.

Packing ugh… We’ve been packing for weeks. Boxes and boxes and boxes. I am terrified that it wont all fit in the moving truck because I have to have something to obsess about.

13 boxes of books. 4 boxes of DVDs. 3 frickin boxes of hangers…HANGERS!

Ugh, just ugh…

18 years… FUCK, I’m old too.

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"Did (our sister) get MARRIED?!?!"

— Phone call from my brother

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April in Colorado.

April in Colorado.

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Hi Everybody!

(hi doctor nick)

On June 8 in Denver, Colorado I will be participating in the Autism Society’s Walk with Autism. Y’all have heard my stories and seen our ups and downs with autism. The link above is to my fundraising page, I would greatly appreciate support.

Thanks!

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Bury my Heart

I have been listening to the audio book of ‘Bury my Heart at Wounded Knee’.

Three words.

Jesus
Milhouse
Christ.

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Anonymous asked: Vaccines aren't actually necessary. If you live a natural, healthy lifestyle free of chemicals, toxic food additives, and GMOs, your body will take care of diseases itself.

cognitivedissonance:

andythanfiction:

Ah, right, like the way literally millions of people’s bodies “took care of themselves” back when everyone was eating 100% organic non-GMO everything and living totally “naturally.”

Death. The word you’re looking for as the reality behind your little euphemism is mass, often genocidal, pandemic, bodies-piled-in-the-streets for fucks sake look up smallpox or polio some time and see how long it takes you to start sobbing DEATH.  With a side of mutilation and life-long disability for the “lucky” ones. 

PS: If you really believe that all chemicals in food and medicine are evil and therefore a good excuse not to get yourself and your kids vaccinated, see how long you survive without Dihydrogen Monoxide.

Fuck this guy. I never knew my Aunt Sharon. My mom never knew her older sister Sharon. She died of polio before the vaccine was created. Healthy as a horse, then dies before she’s even ten. And fuck you if you think it’s because my grandparents didn’t feed her right or take care of her. They did everything they could, like millions of other parents, and she died anyhow.

India was just declared polio-free THIS WEEK. How the hell do you think that happened, unicorn farts and Whole Foods? No, the goddamn polio VACCINE.

Do us all a favor — if you choose not to vaccinate your children, keep them inside forever because they, and you, are a goddamn danger to those who can’t get vaccinated for health reasons or age.
VACCINATE EVERYONE WHO CAN BE VACCINATED.

I swear on all that is holy, I’m 100% done with anti-vaxxers. Your opinions are not based in science or reality, and therefore are not valid. They are fucking dangerous and causing outbreaks of potentially deadly diseases. If there were some way to criminally charge anti-vaxxers with reckless endangerment or manslaughter, I would support that completely.

Your hardheaded ignorance in the face of facts is KILLING PEOPLE.

/rant

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sam-motherfucking-winchester:

beyondhumanbelief:

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macintush:

"BLESS THIS POST"

shut up

"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"

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"ITS BACK"

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"reblogging again"

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"this"

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"finally someone said it"

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finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg

this

ITS BACK

Why doesn’t this have more notes?!?

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